Rain with hail is a lot more fun when you’re watching it from inside while accidentally becoming one-third of an impromptu jazz trio.

Confucius say: “He who parties like rock star, wakes up feeling like Keith Richards.”

The Funky Morticians would be an awesome band name. They would play reggae dirges.

I like postcards.

I think doing naked poetry readings would be an amazing gimmick, but then realized that poetry is naked enough.